Things NOT to say to your instructor...

[Tef]

When i first started i thought what would happen if i just went and hit my sifu.

two options:

A) you hit him/her and she takes it. Then, you die or are banned from the system, but not before doing a near-death (literally) workout

B) you miss and try to play it off.

[username8697]

Not bad!!! I bet you were really good when you were younger....

I actually heard a fool say this ..

[ArisuTanaka]

Sensei says: "Guys can do sidesplits too!"

Student: "Really sensei? You first!"

(This is the part where the student gets hit for being a smarty pants)

[username8517]

Had one of our kyu ranks who's been coming for about 5 months address me tonight asme not as Sensei, but "Hey blackbelt dude!".

[AikiGuy]

I've been practicing and I even took boxing before...I don't think you could touch me.

(A student of a fellow instructor actually said that to me. He knows better now.)

[bushido_man96]

Why aren't you doing all this with us???

Very bad idea.

[lordtariel]

This stuff is boring, when do we get to start doing punches? (This was in a judo class)

[Feathers of Doom]

"Can you keep it down, I can't hear my friend on the phone." - A visitor to my dojo as i was demonstrating a Kata.

[gzk]

After my class was over last week, I answered my phone, loudly, during the next class. I got a glare and a "take it outside" gesture for that (with which I complied, quickly). Luckily it was all cool next class, but I felt like such an * for doing that.

[Patrick]

Hello,

We removed a post in error from this thread. It is below. Sorry for the confusion. Thanks.

How much longer till I get my black belt?

Can't we just carry a gun around?

Jesus christ this is boring