Things NOT to say to your instructor...

[Superfoot]

Worst things to say to instructor:

(While Stretching)

Eh, just because you've had your kids......

(While Running round the training area)

...I like how you just stand in the middle......

(While Sparring)

Look, I only came here to tell you I'm your son!

(When grappling)

Bloody hell, someone need's Right Guard!

(When in 69/North-South BJJ position)

You just farted in my fez aw! aw! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sure at some point or another, as someone has said, we have all wanted to punch our instructors, to test their "real deal" reflexes.

And I know none of you do, but it's not cool to be harsh on kids with special needs. I see them all the time being made fun of and it's really sad that many of them don't even comprehend the malice shown towards them. They just smile, bless them. They're just kids. I'd be thankful if a kid with learning difficulties was at my dojo, I would even train him if I could. Because it's a lot better than the isolation they are forced to feel because of the lack of facilities their to cater for them. I read a really sad story about one mother whose child (has autism) would look through the hole in his garden fence and clap his hands with joy watching other children playing, because in some way he felt a part of it. Eventually his mum put an add in the paper to pay local kids to play with her son. The upside to this touching story is that the kids showed up for free. I know this is off topic, but I thought it necessary.

[Whitefeather]

"I could take you"

Said by a 17yr kid who had no martial arts experience whatsoever, to the sensei, of whom was a national sparring champ. I did not witness the event, but I heard that it involved the kid having his sparring helmet turned 180 degrees via a backfist and being thrown into the corner full of ukemi balls.

[younwhagrl]

Never tell ur instructorS (two of them):

I can take you both on at the same time!

An in experienced white belt said this to me and the other instructor that helps me

[trustkid1]

The worst thing to say to your instructor:

Do you want me to do what???!!!!

Are you crazy??????!!!!!!!

Sensei wants to demostrate a technique and he choose you. You said, "Why ME!!!! or Here we going again the guinea pig.

[Menjo]

"I could take you"

Said by a 17yr kid who had no martial arts experience whatsoever, to the sensei, of whom was a national sparring champ. I did not witness the event, but I heard that it involved the kid having his sparring helmet turned 180 degrees via a backfist and being thrown into the corner full of ukemi balls.

lol

[KarateKid6781]

LOL!

"You're getting a little old for this, that kick looked terrible?"

[supajuice]

"Do you know how many times I got into a fight, baby?!"

lol

[June1]

"I'm bored."

or

*yawn*

or

"Again?! We did this last class!!!"

[GTF]

i didnt even feel that (said while holding a pad after the instructer has demonstarated something)

[Bleeding Lion]

while sparring with the instructor:

by the way, i got your daughter pregnant