Tombstone Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 DR EGO EMEKA EMAIL dr_ego1@zwallet.com FAX : 234 1 7599159 Dear sir, URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, which is of mutual benefit. This is by virtue of it's nature of being utterly confidential.I am sure and have confidence of your ability, and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude. We are top Officials of the Federal Government Contract review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business,we need your assistance to enable us transfer funds into your account. Asmembers of the Contract Review Panel set up by the Government of Nigeria toreview all contracts from 1983 to the present,we have identified a lot ofinflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment. By virtue of our position as Civil Servants and members of this Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names, in this regard I have been delegated by my colleagues of the review Panel to look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$21,320,000.00 ( Twenty -One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars) hence we take the liberty to writeyou. The money will be shared as follows:- 1. 20% for the account owner 2. 70% for us (The Officials) 3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreignexpenses. Please note that this transaction will take between 7 to 10 working days from the date of receipt of the following information bymail,Your Company's signed and stamped letterhead with atranscribed "Text" which we would send to you upon receipt of your reply with a letter of interest.The above information will enable us write letter of claim, and Job description by using your Company name to apply for payment for the above stated amount.Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using this email. Detailed information of this pending business transaction will be sent to you as soon as I hear from you. Yours faithfully, DR EGO EMEKA This is hilarious. Here's the reply I sent back: Your full of ****, have a nice day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Yup...just about everybody gets those. The name is different every time, but the offer's always the same. The best thing you can do is to report it as spam to your e-mail provider, if possible. I know Yahoo! has a "this is spam" button in all its e-mails that you can use to report stupid mails like that. Basically, what these e-mail spammers are trying to do, is to get you to reply to this e-mail, since it's such an "enticing" deal. When they send you an e-mail, they don't really know your address is real or not. The second you reply, however, they have confirmation of your address, and will just continue to send more e-mails, but this time they'll be those crap advertisements. http://www.spacespider.net/emo/spam.gif So resist the urge to yell at them, because nobody's listening. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Posted June 7, 2003 Author Share Posted June 7, 2003 Well I was thinking more along the lines of they wanted access to my bank account instead of just spamming my email. But either is pretty funny. People are weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karate_woman Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Actually, they ARE trying to get your $$$; the RCMP has a warning about this particular scam. The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. -Lao-Tse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Posted June 7, 2003 Author Share Posted June 7, 2003 Whats the RCMP? And I hope they respond to my reply Edit: I just google searched for RCMP and all I got was the Canadian Police. I don't live in Canada though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karate_woman Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Oh. I do The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. -Lao-Tse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 As said above, it's more than spam. I've recieved that one a few times and I also get ones that reply to my bike part ads in exchange for some convoluted money trade. Thing is they target bike ads that I put up 3 years ago. Tombstone The RCMP stands for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. They are the descendents of the Northwest Mounted Police and other horse regiments from when Canada was a beginning nation. The current RCMP acts as a national police force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Doh! I didn't bother to read the e-mail since I'd read it before...and I'd forgotten about the bank account stuff. Yeah that's a major issue. Guess that's what I get for not reading 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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