van_damme Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Ur moma is soo fat i used her nickers as a parachute When you put water into a cup,it becomes the cup.When you put water in a T-Pot,it becomes the T-Pot..be water my friend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRo Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 your muma she so fat when she goes to thorpe park she gets group discount. and a classic one your muma she so fat she feel down the grand canyon and got stuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icetuete Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 some of these are reall funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Your mama is so big that when she lays around the house, she lays around the house. Your mama is so fat that jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out. Here is an ugly one: You were so ugly that your mama had to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. All in fun. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironberg Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Yo Momma's sooo fat... Bruce Lee's step-into-sidekick sent Bruce Lee flying away. Yo Momma's sooo fat... I slapped the thigh, and I surfed the waves! Yo Momma's sooo fat... She needs two watches for two different timezones! Keep 'em commin'. "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudDragon Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Yo mommas so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house, she walked out with a paycheck! A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPU Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Your moma's so fat when she saw a bus going by she yelled "catch that twinky!" Sparring - loved by many perfected by few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPU Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 your momas so fat she uses the driveway to dry her cloths on Sparring - loved by many perfected by few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Ok, this thread was really never a good idea...it's just plain offensive. Closed. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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