Joecooke007 Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 Hey! the **** thing really does work! Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
YODA Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 Coastguard announcement..... Hey - Get yo Mama off the beach - the tide would like to come in YODA2nd Degree Black Belt : Doce Pares Eskrima https://www.docepares.co.ukQualified Instructor : JKD Concepts https://www.jkdc.co.ukQualified Fitness Instructor (Weights, CV, Circuit, Kinesiology)
Joecooke007 Posted March 15, 2002 Posted March 15, 2002 Yo' mama is so fat... she dirves a spandex car!!! Yo' mama is so poor when I pulled down the cobwebs in her living room she said "hey what are you doing to my curtains?!?" Yo mama is so fat that she has to step outside just to change her mind but that doesn't matter cause she's so poor she can't afford to change her mind. I like these. Childish as they are. Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
Phantasmatic Posted March 18, 2002 Posted March 18, 2002 cool that * thing is a good tool to have! _________________ "If you have job, you wear the pants!" [ This Message was edited by: Phantasmatic on 2002-03-18 11:44 ] "Which one is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi
Hapkido-Cougar Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 Usually. my teacher is fat as a mamma. usually she sat on the table and it broke, ouch, her butt was splitted, lol... Cougar KENPO Green belt master
van_damme Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 ehh...i have these OLD ones Ur moma is soo dumb she tried to drown a fish. Ur moma is soo old she o's jesus a penny. Ur moma is soo old evan her birth cetificate expired Ur moma is soo dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff (dont ask) Ur moma is fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck. Ur moma is soo ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Ur moma is soo fat that when she gets in a lift 'she has to go down' Ur moma is soo dumb she got ran over by a parked car. Ok these probably aint funny. When you put water into a cup,it becomes the cup.When you put water in a T-Pot,it becomes the T-Pot..be water my friend!!
ZeRo Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 your muma she so fat she sits next to everyone in the cinema. your mums she so fat she on both sides of the family.
Hapkido-Cougar Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 Usually. Lots of momma's are fat.. no wonder, there asses always bump to the ground. cause they're body is so heavy, cant even pick up a pencil, its too hard ofr them, cause they're tummies HUGE! Cougar KENPO Green belt master
Kempo_Dude Posted May 28, 2002 Posted May 28, 2002 Almost all the momma's in united states look Humangous. they look like better than a pregnant lady. lol They really look like a pregnant lady to me! Kempo dude says: Stand up show me what you got, im black belter in kempo, im a Kempo champ. lets see who will win!
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