kicker Posted September 19, 2001 Posted September 19, 2001 anyone have how fat mama is or ugly or w.e. your heard of post them hear!! 1-your mamas so ugly they had to turn off the cameras when she was in!! 2-your mams so fat she jumped into the pool and the water was out before she jumped!! when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"
Joecooke007 Posted December 24, 2001 Posted December 24, 2001 1. Your momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag! 2. Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't pass a blood test! 3. Your momma is so ugly when she goes ot in public she gets arrested for indecent exposure! 4. Your family's so poor when I stomped out a lit cigarette in your living room you momma screamed, "Hey, who turned down the heat?"! 5. Your momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said MOVING! How's that for momma jokes? If you need more just ask. Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
Joecooke007 Posted December 30, 2001 Posted December 30, 2001 Yo momma's so dumb when she got locked in the bathroom she peed her pants! Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
Jack Posted December 30, 2001 Posted December 30, 2001 Yo mama's so backwards she sat on the TV and stared at the couch for 2 hours. (Don't ask) JackCurrently 'off' from formal MA trainingKarateForums.com
Jack Posted December 30, 2001 Posted December 30, 2001 Anyway, your mama jokes... does anyone actually find these funny or offencive anymore? JackCurrently 'off' from formal MA trainingKarateForums.com
kicker Posted December 31, 2001 Author Posted December 31, 2001 hey Jack I really don't care about this I posted this like when I was pretty new here which was a long time and by someone (looks at Joe) brought it back which I don't really care anymore well answer to question they sometimes might be funny and no not offencive its like a joke as long as you don't get to carryed away when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"
Bon Posted December 31, 2001 Posted December 31, 2001 (edited) ::edit:: Edited September 29, 2002 by Bon It takes sacrifice to be the best.There are always two choices, two paths to take. One is easy. And its only reward is that it's easy.
kicker Posted December 31, 2001 Author Posted December 31, 2001 hey Bon please you the filter well just type it in right and it should change the word to ******* thanks. when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"
Prodigy-Child Posted January 1, 2002 Posted January 1, 2002 im really digging the time zone joke bon made this aint a mama joke but its a goodie! what does snoop dogg use to clean his socks? BLIOTCH!!!!!!! You can boo me if you want, You know I'm right!-Chris Rock
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