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mama jokes!!


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anyone have how fat mama is or ugly or w.e. your heard of post them hear!!

 

1-your mamas so ugly they had to turn off the cameras when she was in!! :lol:

 

2-your mams so fat she jumped into the pool and the water was out before she jumped!! :lol:

 

 

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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1. Your momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!

 

2. Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't pass a blood test!

 

3. Your momma is so ugly when she goes ot in public she gets arrested for indecent exposure!

 

4. Your family's so poor when I stomped out a lit cigarette in your living room you momma screamed, "Hey, who turned down the heat?"!

 

5. Your momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said MOVING!

 

How's that for momma jokes? If you need more just ask. :karate:

 

 

Boards don't hit back.

-Bruce Lee

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hey Jack I really don't care about this I posted this like when I was pretty new here which was a long time and by someone (looks at Joe) brought it back which I don't really care anymore

 

well answer to question

 

they sometimes might be funny and no not offencive its like a joke as long as you don't get to carryed away :nod:

 

 

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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::edit:: Edited by Bon

It takes sacrifice to be the best.


There are always two choices, two paths to take. One is easy. And its only reward is that it's easy.

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hey Bon please you the filter well just type it in right and it should change the word to *******

 

thanks.

 

 

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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