BigGuy Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? BigGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 OMG!!! They were good LOL. Thanks for the morning laugh. dude Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhOsCeLL Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 LOL! Damn, hey did you think of those on your own?? I don't think so, but if you did, you should seriously consider a career in comedy. Anywho, thanks again for the morning laugh. "Osu!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? I've always wondered about that!! 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenris-wolf Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? I like this one best! Let Us Turn The Jump Rope In Accord With Socialist Principles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icetuete Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 hahaha - yeah thanks for the good laugh BigGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valithor Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? I wonder more about how something can be "new" AND "improved"... If something is new, there has been nothing to precede it; if something has been improved it can't be new... Keep Smiling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granmasterchen Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 i was just going to say that....i have been beaten hahahahah That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
battousai16 Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 what i've always wanted to know is why there is brail on the key pads in drive through atm machines "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granmasterchen Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 someone just mentioned that one to me a day or two ago hehehe That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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