BKJ1216 Posted April 7, 2003 Posted April 7, 2003 while(horsedead=1) { beat; } White Belt- Shudokan Karate
monkeygirl Posted April 7, 2003 Posted April 7, 2003 good ol' JavaScript 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
hobz Posted April 8, 2003 Posted April 8, 2003 if uptime=10 seconds crash {loop} Rule #1: Play the game to the limit. Damn the consequences.
Kung Fu Hamster Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 woah. I understood that when I don't even know java script.. Cool! Lemme try one! Err... if (horse dead=1); { prod_with_stick } Yeah I can't make a joke Everybodies Going Kung Fu Fighting! Yah Hoocha! LMAO
Guest Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 elseif { cout << "The bartender said: Why the long face? "<< endl }
Aamorn KSW Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't Aamorn - KSW Chuhng Di
BigGuy Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 A man walks into a bar, and a dog starts barking. The bartender points a shotgun at the man and asks," Are you a computer geek"? The man says "Noway I'm a truckdriver" "well my dog thinks you smell like a computer geek." THe driver replies that he's hauling a load of computers and the smell may be on him. The bartender says" you better be glad because its open season on geeks since the dot com crashes. You can shoot 'em on sight." The driver leaves and as he is driving down the road a geek with glasses, pocket protector,and suspenders runs out in front of him. The driver swerves to miss him and overturns his trailer sending computers everywhere. Soon geeks are everywhere grabbing up the computers so the driver pulls out his gun and starts shooting. About that time a state trooper pulls up and makes him stop. "what are you doing " asks the trooper "shooting geeks " says the driver "you cant do that" replies the trooper "But I thought it was open season for comp.geeks" The driver say To which the trooper replies" Why sure it is....But You can't Bait'em" BigGuy
IAMA_chick Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 i think i am one who doesn't .. Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt
Aamorn KSW Posted April 24, 2003 Posted April 24, 2003 i think i am one who doesn't .. 10 is the binary number for 2 Aamorn - KSW Chuhng Di
Kung Fu Hamster Posted April 24, 2003 Posted April 24, 2003 Is there any sites with free CC+ or C/C++ or javascript tutorials around? I really wanna learn how to program... Everybodies Going Kung Fu Fighting! Yah Hoocha! LMAO
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