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BKJ1216

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  • 2 weeks later...

A man walks into a bar, and a dog starts barking. The bartender points a shotgun at the man and asks," Are you a computer geek"?

 

The man says "Noway I'm a truckdriver"

 

"well my dog thinks you smell like a computer geek."

 

THe driver replies that he's hauling a load of computers and the smell may be on him.

 

The bartender says" you better be glad because its open season on geeks since the dot com crashes. You can shoot 'em on sight."

 

The driver leaves and as he is driving down the road a geek with glasses, pocket protector,and suspenders runs out in front of him. The driver swerves to miss him and overturns his trailer sending computers everywhere.

 

Soon geeks are everywhere grabbing up the computers so the driver pulls out his gun and starts shooting.

 

About that time a state trooper pulls up and makes him stop.

 

"what are you doing " asks the trooper

 

"shooting geeks " says the driver

 

"you cant do that" replies the trooper

 

"But I thought it was open season for comp.geeks" The driver say

 

To which the trooper replies" Why sure it is....But You can't Bait'em"

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