Maestro Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 This whole knitting thing gave me an idea. What do you think would make for the funniest, weirdest, or most strangely effective martial art? I think knitting might not be so bad, also Lacrosse could probably produce some good techniques. Might as well take my advice--I don't use it anymore.
IAMA_chick Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 lacrosse is a MA? i though it was a game like with net sticks and stuff!? Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt
Maestro Posted April 3, 2003 Author Posted April 3, 2003 hooho, yeah that's a good one BKJ. No Pro, it's what do you think could make a good art that is not. Might as well take my advice--I don't use it anymore.
theswarm Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Cricket - imagine instead of shurikens you just knock people out by throwing heavy balls at their temple, cricket bats and wickets are the main weapons taught here Swimming - imagine the katas/forms! skateboarding, learning how to use the skateboard as a weapon and a shield Bar Fu - the art of using everything in a bar to your defence - chair style, broken bottle style, full bottle style, molatov cocktail style, pool cue, and pool ball in a sock style.
Maestro Posted April 3, 2003 Author Posted April 3, 2003 (Bar Fu is already an Art, I have seen it in action many times. ) Fancy-Restaurant Do. I mean, you've got like four different forks at your disposal, as well as three knives and three spoons. Who knows what you could pull off with all that hardware. Might as well take my advice--I don't use it anymore.
theswarm Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 imagine the broken bottle kata though it would be hilarious
hobz Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 "Bathroom-Jitsu" Rule #1: Play the game to the limit. Damn the consequences.
Kung Fu Hamster Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Carokan! The ultimate self defense in a car.. You just run em over... £100 an hour And there could be a sport like football. You have to use your martial arts tecniques to get the ball into the goal. You can also beat up the other people and have fights in the middle of the pitch... Now THAT I would watch. Football sucks This rules... I call it "MA balls." hahahaha.... Could you just imagine it though. Loads of fights going on all at the same time... Everybodies Going Kung Fu Fighting! Yah Hoocha! LMAO
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