unknown Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 (Explanation for the benefit of non-Canadians: There has been a bit of a flap lately because some Canadian officials, and even a MP has been heard saying unkind things about GW and Americans in general. Mockrie is a Canadian comic and 22 Minutes is a satirical program on CBC TV.) Courtesy of Colin Mockrie from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television: On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly-veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you.
rb Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 Hmmm, best to don a flame proof suit while in here. As much as we make fun of americans, it's more like a brother bugging a brother. Once they stop throwing this big tantrum things will get back to normal and we'll all be friend again.
Red J Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 Sibling Rivalry? I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
monkeygirl Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Well, there is that whole French Canadian thing... :lol: Oh my I'm just TERRIBLY original ... 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
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