Valn Posted August 29, 2001 Posted August 29, 2001 A millionaire Martial Arts master had a party every year for his new Black Belts. Each year he would gather the new Black Belts around his huge swimming pool and issue a challenge to them: "This pool is filled with man-eating sharks. Anyone brave enough to jump in and swim all the way across can have one of three things: My lovely daughter in marrage, half of my liquid cash or all of my oil wells." Just then he heard a loud splash and turned to see a young Black Belt swimming frantically across the pool, climbing out the other side with his clothing in shreds. Amazing," the master exclaimed, "You're the first one to ever try it. Do you want my daughter's hand in marriage?" "NO" replied the student "Half of my liquid cash?" "NO" he replied. "Ahh, then all my oil wells." "NO" replied the student. "Then what DO you want?" the master asked. The young Black Belt replied "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!" PS> I can't remember where I found this joke but I thought it was funny enough to post it here.
iamrushman Posted August 29, 2001 Posted August 29, 2001 rushman (karate forums sensei)3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson
Joecooke007 Posted December 24, 2001 Posted December 24, 2001 Now that's rich! Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
kicker Posted December 25, 2001 Posted December 25, 2001 LOL thats good when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"
Hapkido-Cougar Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 :lol: :lol: lol... Cool story Cougar KENPO Green belt master
van_damme Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 Now thats funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: When you put water into a cup,it becomes the cup.When you put water in a T-Pot,it becomes the T-Pot..be water my friend!!
Kempo_Dude Posted May 28, 2002 Posted May 28, 2002 Cool :lol: :lol: :lol: Kempo dude says: Stand up show me what you got, im black belter in kempo, im a Kempo champ. lets see who will win!
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