Karate with long hair

[MatsuShinshii]

If your absolutely fixated on keeping the long hair do what the Japanese, Okinawans and Chinese did. Wear it in a top knot (Bun). This way you'll look like a Samurai and not have hair whipping your face.

And they say I'm not hip.

Just don't be so hip that you fall and break it.

I'm old but not there yet. But I appreciate the humor never the less.