KickChick Posted November 27, 2002 Posted November 27, 2002 TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION, SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES... HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES ! 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL FOR!! HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING ! http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/history.htm http://pilgrims.net/plimothplantation/vtour/index.htm
G95champ Posted November 27, 2002 Posted November 27, 2002 Thats pretty good Have a good one.... (General George S. Patton Jr.) "It's the unconquerable soul of man, and not the nature of the weapon he uses, that ensures victory."
Red J Posted November 27, 2002 Posted November 27, 2002 Enjoy!!! I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
LeaF Posted November 27, 2002 Posted November 27, 2002 Well thanksgiving was about a month ago up here but to yall down south happy Thanksgiving Goju Ryu Karate-do and Okinawan Kobudo, 17 Years Old 1st kyu Brown Belt in in Goju Ryu Karate-do, & Shodan in Okinawan KobudoGiven enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result.I AM CANADIAN
Kensai Posted November 29, 2002 Posted November 29, 2002 Well Happy Thanksgiving to all you Yanks! From your Imperalist Cousins. Take Care.
kicker Posted November 29, 2002 Posted November 29, 2002 I know it's a little late but Happy Thanksgiving to you who celebrate it at this time. when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"
SaiFightsMS Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 Here is a link for an interesting site for those who are trying to figure out what Thanksgiving is. http://teacher.scholastic.com/thanksgiving/
Patrick Posted December 1, 2002 Posted December 1, 2002 Happy belated Thanksgiving everyone. Patrick O'Keefe - KarateForums.com AdministratorHave a suggestion or a bit of feedback relating to KarateForums.com? Please contact me!KarateForums.com Articles - KarateForums.com Awards - Member of the Month - User Guidelines
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