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A blonde walks into a electrical shop and asks the assistant,"excuse me sir, could you tell me why my T.V. doesn't work?" the assistant replies, "oh thats easy maddam." she asks "why" and he finishes with, "maddam that's a microwave."

Not everything in life is what it seems.

live in the moment and not in the past.

your future is what you make it

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

A blonde is horseback riding (this is my fav blonde joke), and she's just truckin' along, and then the horse starts to go faster and faster...the blonde starts to get worried - scared she might fall off! She holds on with all of her strength, determined not to fall - and then just as she's starting to lose her grip, the manager of the Wal Mart comes out and saves her by unplugging the horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (Oh I kill myself!!)

 

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If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.


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lol so you want mama!!!

 

 

 

your mama`s so ugly when she went in the bank they had to turn off the cameras!!! :spitlaugh: :brow:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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rot roh------youre in trouble now! LOL

 

Your mommas so big when she jumped in the air she got stuck!! :grin: jk

 

 

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lol!!! you mamas so fat when she sat down on the bench it broke!!! :grin: :lol:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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your mamas so ugly and she won the for being the uglyest person on the planet!!! :grin: :lol:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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