TKD_McGee Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 Joke #2, read my above joke if you didn't already. A Hindu man walks up to a hot dog vender and says... Make me One with Everything! Har! Do unto others, as they done to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 hahahaha lol TKD_McGee only post one joke at a time not in a row please it will spoil the fun!! when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickboxerboy Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 hahahaha I AM THE BEST!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 It is the year 2042, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "To think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..." The son, not understanding, asks his father, "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles, then looks at his son and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings which stood here until 2001, and then the Taliban destroyed them." The son looks up to his father and asks, "What are the Taliban?" when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickboxerboy Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 thats a good one I AM THE BEST!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 hey kickboxerboy why don`t you post some jokes??? when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickboxerboy Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 I don`t have any I AM THE BEST!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 thats a good one when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiFightsMS Posted November 19, 2001 Share Posted November 19, 2001 Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 JOKE A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Then, the redhead steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" "Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!" "No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen. The redhead jumps and, again, the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the redhead also slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" "Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!" "No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen. "Look," says the blonde, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're gonna catch me with that blanket... so, what I want you to do is put the blanket down and then I'll jump." when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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