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[kicker]

hahaha ..lol slim!

 

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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

 

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[ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2001-11-01 19:20 ]

[Kickbutt]

Help! I can't stop scrolling! :lol:

 

Good jokes you two!

 

Lori

[GoldDragon]

ROFLOL

 

OMG how funny you guys........

 

I think I wil scroll again

 

 

[kicker]

hehehehe!!

 

joke day!

 

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

 

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

 

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

 

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

 

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

 

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

 

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

 

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

 

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

 

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

 

[ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2001-11-02 15:03 ]

[kickboxerboy]

hehehehehehehe!!

 

man kicker andothers that some good jokes!!

[kicker]

well thanks kickboxerboy and others who like jokes!!

 

joke

 

One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.

 

"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.

 

They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."

 

"Is it after us?" the brunette questioned.

 

"Er, um..." answered the blonde.

 

"Well, is it?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.

 

"I don't know..."

 

"Well are it's lights on?" insisted the brunette.

 

Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."

 

 

[kickboxerboy]

hhahahahahhahah :lol:

 

on off on off ..... :brow:

[kicker]

okay

 

joke

 

How do you keep a blonde from cheating on a test when the answers are on the board??

 

put a smelly sticker on the test she has to do!!

 

HAHAHAHA

[taezee]

kicker youre gonna wind up having some blonde kill you....

 

 

[taezee]

this is me at home :kaioken: ..this is me when i see my bills :bawling: ..this is gonna be me when i win the lotto :eek: