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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

 

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50

 

Chicken Sandwich: $2.50

 

Hand Job: $10.00

 

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

 

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

 

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

 

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

 

Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!" :brow:

I AM THE BEST!!

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On 2001-10-27 21:09, GoldDragon wrote:

 

lol :smile:

 

 

 

hey gold that was so funny! :grin: ..lol j/k :lol:

 

um heres a joke:

 

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started."

 

Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?"

 

"From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde.

 

The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table.

 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box."

 

"Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde.

 

"Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."

 

lol :spitlaugh: :lol:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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halloweeny time :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

draculas bumper stickers......

 

1 theres a sucker born every minute

 

2 my son is an honor student and is immortal

 

3 vampires do it all night

 

4 my other car is a bat

 

5 if you can read this i may bite you

 

6 dont follow me im hungry

 

7 id rather be in translyvania

 

8 i brake for food ( i mean pedestrians)

 

9 aristrocat onboard

 

10 a tisket a tasket where is my freakin casket

 

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Javier l Rosario

 

bayshore new york

 

instructor taekwondo/hapkido

 

"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your ass"

 

[ This Message was edited by: taezee on 2001-10-29 11:30 ]

Javier l Rosario

instructor taekwondo/hapkido

under master Atef s Himaya

"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *"

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ya but i can never find halloween jokes intil like 2 weeks after or before j/w why do people do that most of the times????

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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because they can-hehe :lol:

 

Joke: Why did Bin Laden finally shave his beard?

 

Cause people were confussed with him and his mother,,,,,,,,lol

 

 

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lol hahahaha!! :lol:

 

No they take a while to finger out!!..lol :lol:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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A man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet. He walks into the pet store and goes up to the service assistant.

 

'Excuse me, I want a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet'. The service assistant says 'I have just the thing for you, it's a talking centipede'. 'Cool!' the man exclaims, 'I'll take it!'

 

The man takes the centipede home in his little box and places him on the kitchen table. He looks into the box and says, 'Hey centipede, what about you and me going to the pub for a beer?' The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy thinks, 'I'll just go off for five minutes and come back and ask again. Five minutes pass and the guy returns to the centipede, 'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?' Again, the centipede doesn't answer him. 'Hmmm' the guy thinks to himself, 'I'll just go off and watch this TV show, come back and ask him again'. Half an hour passes and the guy returns to the centipede. 'I'll just ask him on more time' he tells himself. 'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?' The centipede looks up and the man and says,

 

"(Censored) man, I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on..........."

 

 

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