kickboxerboy Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!" I AM THE BEST!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 go to http://www.officeflirts.com/ take the test the results are funny if you pick the right ones!! when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 lol Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 On 2001-10-27 21:09, GoldDragon wrote: lol hey gold that was so funny! ..lol j/k um heres a joke: One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." lol when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taezee Posted October 29, 2001 Author Share Posted October 29, 2001 halloweeny time :evil: draculas bumper stickers...... 1 theres a sucker born every minute 2 my son is an honor student and is immortal 3 vampires do it all night 4 my other car is a bat 5 if you can read this i may bite you 6 dont follow me im hungry 7 id rather be in translyvania 8 i brake for food ( i mean pedestrians) 9 aristrocat onboard 10 a tisket a tasket where is my freakin casket _________________ Javier l Rosario bayshore new york instructor taekwondo/hapkido "whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your ass" [ This Message was edited by: taezee on 2001-10-29 11:30 ] Javier l Rosario instructor taekwondo/hapkidounder master Atef s Himaya"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 heheh cute:) Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 ya but i can never find halloween jokes intil like 2 weeks after or before j/w why do people do that most of the times???? when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted October 30, 2001 Share Posted October 30, 2001 because they can-hehe Joke: Why did Bin Laden finally shave his beard? Cause people were confussed with him and his mother,,,,,,,,lol Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted October 30, 2001 Share Posted October 30, 2001 lol hahahaha!! No they take a while to finger out!!..lol when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 A man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet. He walks into the pet store and goes up to the service assistant. 'Excuse me, I want a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet'. The service assistant says 'I have just the thing for you, it's a talking centipede'. 'Cool!' the man exclaims, 'I'll take it!' The man takes the centipede home in his little box and places him on the kitchen table. He looks into the box and says, 'Hey centipede, what about you and me going to the pub for a beer?' The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy thinks, 'I'll just go off for five minutes and come back and ask again. Five minutes pass and the guy returns to the centipede, 'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?' Again, the centipede doesn't answer him. 'Hmmm' the guy thinks to himself, 'I'll just go off and watch this TV show, come back and ask him again'. Half an hour passes and the guy returns to the centipede. 'I'll just ask him on more time' he tells himself. 'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?' The centipede looks up and the man and says, "(Censored) man, I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on..........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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