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well anyways the first thing i said is true!! :nod:

 

and when you said math test for the north what do you mean by that?

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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I told this to my 5 yr. old daughter and she just about died laughing!!

 

Why did Tigger have his head down in the toilet?

 

Because he was looking for Pooh!!!!

 

Hahahaha!! Too cute!!! :razz:

 

 

If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.


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Posted

lol kickbutt :spitlaugh: even though it sounds like werid it`s funny! :nod: :lol:

 

millon answers for this!! :nod:

 

why did the chicken croos the road and why the chicken??

 

to prove he wasn`t a chicken and it could be done without cheating!!! :grin: .lol

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

Posted

see i told you heres one but not funny!

 

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

to see what was on the other side!..lol

 

or

 

to go to it`s love!!

 

or

 

so it wasn`t loney! ..lol

 

:lol:

 

or

 

to see if it could make it!! ....lol

 

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when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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[please visit http://www.frikinidiot.com)good page very informative

 

thanks taezee :smile: )

 

Javier l Rosario

 

bayshore new york

 

instructor taekwondo/hapkido

 

"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your ass"

 

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Javier l Rosario

instructor taekwondo/hapkido

under master Atef s Himaya

"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *"

Posted

...huh? :???:

 

 

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Posted

I gotta try this one... :razz:

 

A woman and a man collide with one another in a serious car accident. Both of their vehicles are totally demolished but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

 

The man replied, "I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"

 

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

 

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes several swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police...."

 

 

If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.


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hahaha sounds like something that would have happened to me..i like that one :lol:

 

 

Javier l Rosario

instructor taekwondo/hapkido

under master Atef s Himaya

"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *"

Posted

here i got the joke i promised for before!! :nod:

 

"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister.

 

"Definitely not," was the preacher's answer.

 

"Are you absolutely certain?"

 

"Yes, my son, absolutely."

 

"Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year?"

 

:lol:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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