got jokes???

[GoldDragon]

lol

 

Here are some puns that I found

 

I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.

 

I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal

 

I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.

 

I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea

 

I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored.

 

I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky.

 

I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.

 

I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.

 

I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.

 

I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate.

 

I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.

 

I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.

 

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

 

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

 

I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it.

 

I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class.

 

I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket.

 

I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.

 

I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.

 

I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.

 

I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego.

 

I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.

 

 

[kicker]

[kickboxerboy]

lol those aren`t all funny!!

[kicker]

....lol

 

i got one!

 

why is a news persons name tom NEGATIVE

 

when he only gives out postive information?

 

answer havent thought of one! ..lol j/k!

 

because there no negative information to give out!!

[GoldDragon]

LOL Kicker

 

 

[KickChick]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and

 

President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

 

"I will give each of you each one wish,

 

that's three wishes total,"says the Genie.

 

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was

 

a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever

 

fertile in Canada."

 

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the

 

land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

 

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I

 

want a wall around Afghanistan,so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

 

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,

 

'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

 

President Bush says, "I'm very curious,

 

please tell me more about this

 

wall."

 

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000

 

feet high, 500 feet thick

 

and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. It is virtually

 

impenetrable."

 

President Bush says, "Fill it with water."

 

 

 

 

[GoldDragon]

ROFLOL

 

GOOD ONE

 

 

[kicker]

 

cool kickachick

 

 

 

[taezee]

a magician was working on a curise liner..he was doing well..he had three different shows a day and since he always had different people in the audience he could use the same tricks over and over..however the capitan of the ship had a pet parrot who he started leaving perched in the entertainment room while he carried out the days activities on the ship...after a while the parrot started getting smart and shouting out the magicians secrets while the show was on.....bawwwack thats not the same hat..bawwaack thats a mirror hes using..bawwaaack that card deck has nothing but aces..and so on....one day while giving a show the boat struck something and soon sank....somehow the magician and the parrot wound up floating on the same piece of wood..in the vast ocean..after two days the parrot said ..brwaackk..okay i give up wheres the boat?

 

 

[kicker]

Hahahaha taezee thats good