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i am the best!!!

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

 

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"

 

The guy says, "No, what?"

 

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

 

"Yeah, that doesn't surprize me," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little *******. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."

 

The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

 

Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his a__, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

 

"No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his a__, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.

 

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

 

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

:bdaybiggrin:

 

 

If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.


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ROFLFOL kicBUTT

 

NOw thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!1 :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh:

 

 

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:spitlaugh: hahaha kickbutt you should tell us more jokes!!! :nod:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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oh wait all add to that!!!

 

jim- walkes into the elevator!!

 

hot girl - hi

 

jim-hi are you new??

 

hot girl-yes everyones here is very nice!!

 

jim thats because you have big jugs oh a ment ma..ma!! :lol:

 

hot girl- slap!!!

 

:grin: :lol:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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oh okay!! :grin:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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lol

 

i love that one kicker...lol

 

THats a riot!!

 

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How about:

 

* court scene*

 

Security Guard: Please stand the honorble judge is now in.

 

Jim: Honorable!.. ( pffft).

 

:lol:

 

 

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GoldDragon Academy

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:grin:

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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