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Posted

last joke stolen from the movie desperado

 

 

Javier l Rosario

instructor taekwondo/hapkido

under master Atef s Himaya

"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *"

Posted

i heard this on the local news lastnight;

 

After a tip-off from one of their friends, two boys were caught just outside Derby yesterday adn taken into custody.

 

one was drinking battery acid, and the other one was eating fireworks.

 

after a short trial, they decided to charge the fist one, and let the second one off.

 

:grin:

 

 

and your point is....?

Posted

Yea, I did still that joke. Good right?

 

Anyways,

 

A blond called the video store and told them that she had troubles with her video and she wants her money back.

 

"What seems to be the problem mz." said the video store guy

 

"Well, I looked around you store and I saw a really good prono so I brought it"

 

"What is the name of the Prono?"

 

"Head Cleaner" said the dumb blond.

"Don't think!! Feel..."

-Bruce Lee


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This site is dumb but I made it so it is good.

Posted

...said over an airport tannoy system...(you have to say these out loud)

 

"would...Maimatejusvaarted...and...Levvtdaroom da'Baarstaired, please come to the information desk, you have a taxi waiting."

 

I have loads more of these... :lol:

 

me xxx

 

 

and your point is....?

Posted

Don't worry, I'm not anti-blonde I just find blonde jokes amusing :grin:

 

A Blonde and a Brunette fall off of the top a sky-scraper together? Who reaches the ground first?

 

The Brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

 

 

 

How do you confuse a blonde?

 

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

 

How does a blonde confuse you?

 

She comes back out and says she did it.

 

How do you entertain a blond for hours?

 

"Look to the left.... look to the right..."

 

Don't worry, I'm not really a jerk I know a lot of blondes are intelligent and all... but damn i still like the jokes :grin:

Jack

Currently 'off' from formal MA training

KarateForums.com

Posted

Heres a good un for ya

 

There are three women on a desert island,

 

They fnd a washed up bottle on the shore and

 

rub it to see what it has written on it.With a flash of lightening and a cloud of smoke, a genie popped out and offered them each a wish.The blonde woman wished to be off the island,so the genie clicked his fingers and the blonde was in the waster swiming for the nearest populated coast,She was back home with her family.

 

The brunette wished for the same and she was in the water swimming back to her family.

 

The redhead wished to be a man,So the genie clicked hisa fingers for the last time and the redhead man walked over the bridge.

 

LOL

 

 

Anthony Bullock

1st Dan Black Belt - Shotokan Karate

5th Kyu Yellow Belt - Aiki-Jutsu

https://www.universaldojo.com Coming Soon

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