got jokes???

[TKD_McGee]

Joke #2, read my above joke if you didn't already.

 

A Hindu man walks up to a hot dog vender and says...

 

Make me One with Everything! Har!

 

 

[kicker]

hahahaha lol TKD_McGee

 

only post one joke at a time not in a row please it will spoil the fun!!

 

 

[kickboxerboy]

hahahaha

[kicker]

It is the year 2042, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan.

 

Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "To think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."

 

The son, not understanding, asks his father, "What are the Twin Towers?"

 

The father smiles, then looks at his son and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings which stood here until 2001, and then the Taliban destroyed them."

 

The son looks up to his father and asks, "What are the Taliban?"

 

 

 

 

[kickboxerboy]

thats a good one

[kicker]

hey kickboxerboy why don`t you post some jokes???

 

 

[kickboxerboy]

I don`t have any

[kicker]

thats a good one

 

 

[SaiFightsMS]

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

[kicker]

JOKE

 

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"

 

The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

 

Then, the redhead steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"

 

"Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!"

 

"No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen.

 

The redhead jumps and, again, the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the redhead also slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

 

Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"

 

"Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!"

 

"No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen.

 

"Look," says the blonde, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're gonna catch me with that blanket... so, what I want you to do is put the blanket down and then I'll jump."