KickChick Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 Having a bad day? A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidently slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran to the patio and found her husband cut and bleeding. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to the motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the cigarette butt between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As they carried the man down the stairs, they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They laughed so hard; they dropped the stretcher and dumped the husband. He fell down the remaining steps, breaking his arm. Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse . . . The average cost of rehabilitating a seal, after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska, was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild, amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a frenzy, with a wire running from his waist toward the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood and broke his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening and dancing to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights activists were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two protesters were trampled to death. What? STILL having a bad day? An Iraqi terrorist didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. Feeling better?
LeaF Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 LoL some of those were pretty funny, others were kinda sad though Goju Ryu Karate-do and Okinawan Kobudo, 17 Years Old 1st kyu Brown Belt in in Goju Ryu Karate-do, & Shodan in Okinawan KobudoGiven enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result.I AM CANADIAN
ZeRo Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 haha lol well im thinking twice about my bad day now!
Red J Posted October 4, 2002 Posted October 4, 2002 The last one reminds me of the terrorist that tried to blow up a car and instead burned his lips on the exhaust pipe! I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
monkeygirl Posted October 7, 2002 Posted October 7, 2002 Those are pretty good...especially the one about the seals It's sad, but hey that's nature... 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
ramymensa Posted December 20, 2002 Posted December 20, 2002 Having a bad day? Never do this while I'm eating. I almost chocked with the food and was very close to having a very bad day Excellent stories. Thank you for taking care od our mood World Shotokan Karate
KickChick Posted December 20, 2002 Author Posted December 20, 2002 "Hey ramymensa, did you hear the one about......" oops, sorry I'll wait until you're done chewing! eh, sometimes when we hear about others in worst situations than ourselves, our misfortunes really don't seem that bad now do they? Maybe that is why soap opera are so popular!! You're most welcome!
ramymensa Posted December 20, 2002 Posted December 20, 2002 10x. Done the chewing thing ... I ate too much ... again About feeling better when hearing about others misfortune ... it's a nasty thing, but it works ... And regarding soap operas. Hate them i don't know hoe you're in America when it comes to these "masterpieces", but here in Romania it's going crazy. For some years we are invaded by Brazilian, Mexican and you name it soap operas called here "telenovele". They are awful and still quite popular. Fernanda, Esmeralda ans other "aldas" are on the TV all day long for the joy of "couch-potatoes". World Shotokan Karate
KickChick Posted December 20, 2002 Author Posted December 20, 2002 .... I got sucked in during college and when I was a stay at home mom for several years....I don't know what it is I still watch one on occasion when I come home from work ... just because my wedding dress and headpiece was designed to be exactly as one of the actress's on the show (and that was 20 years ago!) Well, we both were married at the same time, and now she is in a nut house! I'm a little worried .... but at least she is still married to the same man after leaving him about 5 times, changing identities, having a baby from another guy, etc. etc. The spanish ones are pretty funny to watch when you can't understand a single word .... but my oh my are they pretty flamboyant
LightFighterZero Posted February 21, 2003 Posted February 21, 2003 Man that guy had a bad day... that would suck to be him. Hahah my mom is sooo into soap opreas it isn't even funny any more. She is totally crazy about them!!!! "Defeat is not defeat unless it is accepted as reality in your own mind"
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