karatekid1975 Posted November 17, 2002 Author Posted November 17, 2002 Hehehehe me too LOL. I'm just an over-grown kid hehehehe Laurie F
Ironberg Posted November 20, 2002 Posted November 20, 2002 Welcome to our Kendo school- the art where we bash each other with sticks while making inhuman noises (could be a cult). Tai Chi Quan - Transulated Tai - ("the way of") Chi - (lets just guess: "Standing Around") Quan - (maybe Klingon for "Only faster") What is white, black, and red- The TKD stylist who faced a Muay Thai guy. "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
Blade13 Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 hahaha. I cant believe that there are people who talk like me! I add "ness" "-age" "ism" etc. to the ends of all kinds of words! My usual greeting is "Yoness" Sayings eh? Friendly fire.... isnt. A fun thing to do in church? Fart loudly and exclaim HARK! AN ANGEL HAS SPOKEN! I hate Spanish class! Its all like a foreign language! You will now feel the fist of fury. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eeny meeny miny mo. I wonder where... my glove will go. Your story makes my heart heavy, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to burst. We're knights of the round table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines And chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot We're knights of the round table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot *prisoner claps* In war we're tough and able Quite indifatigable In between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable Its a busy life in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot On second thought lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. What sound does a German grenade make? GLICKEN-BOOM! Just so ya know.. Kirby owns you and you owe your ultimate allegiance to the llama alliance. Is that your blood?! Some of it. and the rest.... I cant say. haha
ZeRo Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 Hehehehe me too LOL. I'm just an over-grown kid hehehehebest way to be!
Blade13 Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 Wait! How could I forget this one?! AAHHH! "RUSSIA! Where the men are men and the women are too." Gotta love it. lol Although most Russian women that I've seen look nothing like men.
theswarm Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 actually that russian description was more like thailand, or so my brother said anyway when we were there. so anyway.. 'man who smoke pot choke on handle'
Maestro Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Anybody laughing at my pink feather boa just doesn't get it. Martial arts is not a way of life, it is a way of getting beat up, legally. Sometimes I see you dead in the rain. Might as well take my advice--I don't use it anymore.
BigGuy Posted April 10, 2003 Posted April 10, 2003 I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter! Why don't canabals eat clowns? because they tast funny? Remember that no day is so bad that you cant make it worse. Stress: What happens when your better judgment keeps you from kicking the living crap out of someone who really deserves it. Friends come and go but enemies accumulate Celibacy is not hereditary Never play leapfrog with a unicorn If everything seems to be going well...you obviously don't know whats going on Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference. And as my dad would always say when I said "Well" " Such a deep subject for a shallow mind" BigGuy
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