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Welcome to our Kendo school- the art where we bash each other with sticks while making inhuman noises (could be a cult).

 

Tai Chi Quan - Transulated Tai - ("the way of") Chi - (lets just guess: "Standing Around") Quan - (maybe Klingon for "Only faster")

 

What is white, black, and red-

 

The TKD stylist who faced a Muay Thai guy.

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."

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hahaha. I cant believe that there are people who talk like me! I add "ness" "-age" "ism" etc. to the ends of all kinds of words! My usual greeting is "Yoness"

 

Sayings eh?

 

Friendly fire.... isnt.

 

A fun thing to do in church? Fart loudly and exclaim HARK! AN ANGEL HAS SPOKEN!

 

I hate Spanish class! Its all like a foreign language!

 

You will now feel the fist of fury. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eeny meeny miny mo. I wonder where... my glove will go.

 

Your story makes my heart heavy, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to burst.

 

We're knights of the round table

 

We dance whene'er we're able

 

We do routines

 

And chorus scenes

 

With footwork impeccable

 

We dine well here in Camelot

 

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

 

We're knights of the round table

 

Our shows are formidable

 

But many times

 

We're given rhymes

 

That are quite unsingable

 

We're opera mad in Camelot

 

We sing from the diaphragm a lot

 

*prisoner claps*

 

In war we're tough and able

 

Quite indifatigable

 

In between our quests

 

We sequin vests

 

And impersonate Clark Gable

 

Its a busy life in Camelot

 

I have to push the pram a lot

 

On second thought lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

 

 

 

What sound does a German grenade make? GLICKEN-BOOM!

 

Just so ya know.. Kirby owns you and you owe your ultimate allegiance to the llama alliance.

 

Is that your blood?!

 

Some of it.

 

and the rest.... I cant say. haha

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actually that russian description was more like thailand, or so my brother said anyway when we were there.

 

so anyway..

 

'man who smoke pot choke on handle'

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Anybody laughing at my pink feather boa just doesn't get it.

 

Martial arts is not a way of life, it is a way of getting beat up, legally.

 

Sometimes I see you dead in the rain.

Might as well take my advice--I don't use it anymore.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter!

 

Why don't canabals eat clowns? because they tast funny?

 

Remember that no day is so bad that you cant make it worse.

 

Stress: What happens when your better judgment keeps you from kicking the living crap out of someone who really deserves it.

 

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate

 

Celibacy is not hereditary

 

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

 

If everything seems to be going well...you obviously don't know whats going on

 

Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference.

 

And as my dad would always say when I said "Well" " Such a deep subject for a shallow mind"

BigGuy

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