karatekid1975 Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 Hi all. I wanna hear the weirdest sayings you've heard or read (remember keep it clean). I like the one that says: "the heck with milk, got beer?" (changed the curses in case kids read this). I also saw one that said "get a life .... Martial arts life." Anyone else? Laurie F
Red J Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 OK, clean. Man who run in front of car soon get tired. Man who run in back of car get exhausted. War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left. I heard these and some I can't repeat this weekend. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
ZeRo Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 "whats that got to do with the price of cheese?!!?" " i couldnt give a flying scotsman"
Xtreme Fury Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
GoldDragon Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 DO Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*-
karatekid1975 Posted September 23, 2002 Author Posted September 23, 2002 LOL Dragon .... Ok these are all good. I had a good laugh. Anyone else? Laurie F
Red J Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 Man that pass gas in church will sit in own pew. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
SD Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 in the land of the deaf, the man with one ear is king.
GoldDragon Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*-
monkeygirl Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 LOL these are all pretty good. I like that one commercial for NFL Blitz or whatever football game it was: "kickimus maximus buttimus" 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
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