karatekid1975 Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Hi all. I wanna hear the weirdest sayings you've heard or read (remember keep it clean). I like the one that says: "the heck with milk, got beer?" (changed the curses in case kids read this). I also saw one that said "get a life .... Martial arts life." Anyone else? Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 OK, clean. Man who run in front of car soon get tired. Man who run in back of car get exhausted. War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left. I heard these and some I can't repeat this weekend. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRo Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 "whats that got to do with the price of cheese?!!?" " i couldnt give a flying scotsman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtreme Fury Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 DO Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 LOL Dragon .... Ok these are all good. I had a good laugh. Anyone else? Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Man that pass gas in church will sit in own pew. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 in the land of the deaf, the man with one ear is king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 LOL these are all pretty good. I like that one commercial for NFL Blitz or whatever football game it was: "kickimus maximus buttimus" 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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