Liver Punch Posted November 9, 2011 Posted November 9, 2011 If you had to pick a "superstar era" wrestling based entrance theme for a spring wedding, would you pick: Dusty Rhodes, Randy Savage, or Jake Roberts? "A gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."― Homer, The Simpsons
MasterPain Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Golddust, all the way. I can relate to that guy, and the music has that awesome Ennio Morricone feel to it. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
Liver Punch Posted November 10, 2011 Author Posted November 10, 2011 You know - that was pretty much exactly what i thought you were going to say. "A gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."― Homer, The Simpsons
Liver Punch Posted November 10, 2011 Author Posted November 10, 2011 Also, I was told tonight by an old-timey NCAA wrestling fan that I'm shaped like Dick Hutton. I think it may be factual. "A gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."― Homer, The Simpsons
MasterPain Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Maybe if his legs were shorter. I'm shaped like an off season Iron Sheik. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
Groinstrike Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Also, I was told tonight by an old-timey NCAA wrestling fan that I'm shaped like Dick Hutton. I think it may be factual.Who the heck is Dick Hutton????If i had to pick from those three, im picking Jake Roberts.
Liver Punch Posted November 12, 2011 Author Posted November 12, 2011 Groin Strike, you get Piper. It's just the way of the universe. "A gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."― Homer, The Simpsons
MasterPain Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Groin Strike, you get Piper. It's just the way of the universe.I've seen him angry and off on a rant. Piper is fitting. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
Groinstrike Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 We need to call TLC and get this on one of their 200 different wedding shows.I think people will either be very entertained or very confused, what is the fiancee's view of all these shenanigans?
Liver Punch Posted November 13, 2011 Author Posted November 13, 2011 There seems to be a general approval. Exposure to this sort of thing for long enough leads to acceptance, and eventually brainwashing. As long as nobody outright ruins the ceremony, we've got free reign to act like idiots. Also, we'll be in proper tuxedos - bow tie and cummerbund, so at least we'll look dignified doing so. "A gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."― Homer, The Simpsons
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