The Tea Master and the Samurai (as told by MasterPain)

[Groinstrike]

Oh yes, please write that as well! That was BRILLIANT!

That was intended as a Mel Brooks thing, like Jews in Space was advertised at the end of Spaceballs. But If I get more interest, I may work on it.

IM STILL WAITING FOR HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART II!!!!

[LittleW]

I liked the part of the tea master buying tea bags at WalMart.

The version of the story I know ends with the samurai asking the tea master to teach him the way of the sword. It didn't say the answer of the tea master.

I think, honestly he would have to answer he couldn't teach anything about swords.

As an Asian he surely answered that the samurai knew everything about swords. But he needs to learn to calm down his mind and focus on something.

[bushido_man96]

Tune in next time for Go Rin Fo' Sho: Five Rings Upside Yo Head.

Does it star the ultimate warrior, Sho' Nuff?

[MasterPain]

I was thinking Kat Williams.

Or maybe a senile old man that beats people with his cane.

[bushido_man96]

Well, I don't know who Kat Williams is. But I know who Primo Williams is....I could see him in that story.