MasterPain Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Halfway good, I feel with no giSweaty and slick and moving quite freeAround the guard do I passAnd settle my massI take a restAnd lay on your chestDon't be alarmed Just gimme that armA little twisty turnyAhh, the way things should beBut now, Brazilian PajamasIt's 95 degrees outside- you've gone bananasOh well, how bad can it beI'll just go around that knee....Wait, a grip is on my sleeveWhat a tangled web we weaveAfter all, it is a spider guardMoving around is hardThen at last I start to passBut I'm wearing a beltOn which a pull is feltNow on my backPinned with my jacketUpon my limbs there is an assaultHelp, help, I need an adultBrazilian pajamas, I do not adoreBut I shall don them heretoforeMuch shall I learnThen people shall I overturnI will learn to like themSam I AmBut until that timeIn case of a crimeAgainst which I must defendThough it may offendI'll strip to a SpeedoAnd fight like a pro My fists bleed death. -Akuma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groinstrike Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 CLAP...........CLAP...........CLAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman08 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'm tempted to read this to my intro to lit class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterPain Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'm tempted to read this to my intro to lit class.Let me know how it goes over. But keep in mind that no one ever taught me about iambic pentameter. My fists bleed death. -Akuma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman08 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 no one ever taught me about iambic pentameterNo one is going to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I really liked it, it amused me greatly The key to everything is continuity achieved by discipline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps1 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 cool "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallgeese Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 That. Is. Priceless.Sorry I got GS all fired up about gi training last week http://alphajiujitsu.com/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJhRVuwbm__LwXPvFMReMww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isshin-Vegg Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I hope your name is a reference to Kung Pow. I love that movie with every part of my body. And though I do not do BJJ I thought that was cool and funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterPain Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 That. Is. Priceless.Sorry I got GS all fired up about gi training last week I;m excited now too. I don't have a good gi game, so there's all sorts of stuff to learn, My fists bleed death. -Akuma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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