Ode to the Gi

[MasterPain]

Halfway good, I feel with no gi

Sweaty and slick and moving quite free

Around the guard do I pass

And settle my mass

I take a rest

And lay on your chest

Don't be alarmed

Just gimme that arm

A little twisty turny

Ahh, the way things should be

But now, Brazilian Pajamas

It's 95 degrees outside- you've gone bananas

Oh well, how bad can it be

I'll just go around that knee....

Wait, a grip is on my sleeve

What a tangled web we weave

After all, it is a spider guard

Moving around is hard

Then at last

I start to pass

But I'm wearing a belt

On which a pull is felt

Now on my back

Pinned with my jacket

Upon my limbs there is an assault

Help, help, I need an adult

Brazilian pajamas, I do not adore

But I shall don them heretofore

Much shall I learn

Then people shall I overturn

I will learn to like them

Sam I Am

But until that time

In case of a crime

Against which I must defend

Though it may offend

I'll strip to a Speedo

And fight like a pro

[Groinstrike]

CLAP...........CLAP...........CLAP

[Wolfman08]

I'm tempted to read this to my intro to lit class.

[MasterPain]

I'm tempted to read this to my intro to lit class.

Let me know how it goes over. But keep in mind that no one ever taught me about iambic pentameter.

[Wolfman08]

no one ever taught me about iambic pentameter

No one is going to care.

[Jay]

I really liked it, it amused me greatly

[ps1]

cool

[tallgeese]

That. Is. Priceless.

Sorry I got GS all fired up about gi training last week

[Isshin-Vegg]

I hope your name is a reference to Kung Pow. I love that movie with every part of my body. And though I do not do BJJ I thought that was cool and funny.

[MasterPain]

That. Is. Priceless.

Sorry I got GS all fired up about gi training last week

I;m excited now too. I don't have a good gi game, so there's all sorts of stuff to learn,