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Filipino jokes


Martial_Artist

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May dalawang magpare ang naguusap.

 

A: Oy, pare, parang matindi yata ang pagaaway n'yo ni misis kabagi.

 

B: E? O, wala 'yan pare. Ok na 'yan.

 

A: O, totoo?

 

B: Oo, pagapang pa siya lumapit sa'kin, e.

 

A: O, ano'ng sabi?

 

B: Hoy! Lumabas ka diyan sa ilalim ng kama at lumaban ka nang parang lalaki!

 

A: Ngek!

 

Translation: (It's much funnier in the original language, some little nuances are lost in the translation, but I hope the general gist of is caught)

 

Two best friends are talking.

 

A: Hey, buddy, it seemed like you and your wife were fighting pretty hard lastnight.

 

B: Huh? Oh, it's nothing. It was nothing.

 

A: Really?

 

B: Yeah, she even crawled back to me.

 

A: What'd she say?

 

B: Get out from underneath the bed and fight like a man!

 

A: Oh.

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Einstein

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  • 6 months later...
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hahahahah :lol: that's pretty great... :D I'm not very fluent in tagalog but I could understand some of that stuff. :brow: And you were right it was funnier in the native language.. :P hahhahahha :karate:

"Defeat is not defeat unless it is accepted as reality in your own mind"

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did you know that pinoys are full of pride?

 

oo, pride pish, pride rice, pride chicken, pride lumpia,

experience is theories you have proven to yourself, to be true. martial artist need experience, not theories.

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