MasterPain Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 Even bad days usually have some bright spot. I'd like to start a thread of random things people find funny or just interesting. I'll start.I have a lamp that turns on and off when you touch it. My cat likes to lick it and watch the lights go off and on. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
MasterPain Posted January 26, 2011 Author Posted January 26, 2011 4 words.... Overly excited personal trainers. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
mindsedgeblade Posted January 26, 2011 Posted January 26, 2011 Teacher in bad mood. 200 jumping jacks. 50+ pushups. Bruised wrist (they don't like when you drop 185 lbs on them). Calves burning, wrist screaming.Watching two 11 yo black belts flop like fishes? Priceless. The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better.
Jeffrey Posted January 26, 2011 Posted January 26, 2011 Kids class work out with a super bootcamp girl who needed a little work out and said this should be easy.1 min jogging on the spot1 min jumping jacks1 min power jumps1 min throw as many punches as you can in horse stance getting as low as you can.1 min plank-pushup-stand up-repeat as do as many as you can.Kids doing great, bootcamp girl hoping it is over. What 5min is nothing?Repeat above set only faster.Kids ready to go and pumped, bootcamp girl not so good and thinks it is done.Repeat same drill only as fast as you can. Adding on the end leg raises for 1 min and crunches for 1 min. Followed by a 3 min stretch and cool down. 90% of kids completed but were finished. Bootcamp girl never made it passed the powerjumps in the last set. After she came up did that what the heck thing. I looked at her and said kids are fine. LOL!! Want to try the adult work out tomorrow? “whatever!!” I signed up for her bootcamp the next day ….. in case I needed a little work out.
MasterPain Posted February 9, 2011 Author Posted February 9, 2011 My girlfriend is diabetic and she has been unemployed and job searching for a while. She got hired today.......... by a candy factory. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
Groinstrike Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 good for her!!!! does she get an employee discount on Zero bars.
MasterPain Posted February 9, 2011 Author Posted February 9, 2011 She's going to work through a temp service for now, so I don't know if she can. But my sister works there and she gets a discount. Let me know if you want anything and I can ask her. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
Groinstrike Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 im just kidding, my greatly deteriorating cardio doesn't need the extra strain of sugary treats.
MasterPain Posted February 10, 2011 Author Posted February 10, 2011 My girlfriend is diabetic and she has been unemployed and job searching for a while. She got hired today.......... by a candy factory.Well, turns out she didn't get the job. I'm beginning to dislike temp agencies. My fists bleed death. -Akuma
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