SHTF Scenarios (aka Zombie Apocolypse)

[Liver Punch]

I think that zombies, or even better, ninja zombies should be the gold standard in natural disaster preparedness. That sort of scenario requires mental and physical conditioning, self defense training, weapon training, survival training, and just about everything else you can imagine. Ultimately, if you're prepared for zombies and ninja zombies, you're prepared for anything that's actually likely to happen. Just something to keep in mind next time you're training.

[MasterPain]

My suggestion, Mr Dux is that we don't kill the ninja zombies, but say we did, then turn it into a movie with great montage music.

Seriously though, it's a good idea. Zombiehunters.org has the same concept for disaster preparedness, and even has charities that help victims of natural disasters. I think they were in New Orleans before FEMA.

[bushido_man96]

But, have you ever seen zombies with any skills? They just lumber around, mumbling "brains!" They don't kick, they don't punch, and they really don't do flips or sneaky stuff.

[MasterPain]

Generally speaking, the ones who say brains fall into the comedy-horror or parody genres. The trend recently is to have zombies capable of learning new behavior, see Survival of the Dead, in which a zombie rides a horse around the island, also a zombie eats a horse rather than human flesh. In the Walking Dead, we see zombies eat a horse as well as steal a deer from a hunter. It's hard to say what zombies will be doing in a few years. I still say that vampires don't sparkle, however, 200 years ago anyone would tell you that vampires are absolutely NOT attractive. Folktale vampires were more similar to modern zombies i.e. bloodthirsty rotting corpses.

[Groinstrike]

In 28 days later, zombies are capable of running 5 second forties. They have definately speeded up in recent years.

[isshinryu5toforever]

There are no ninjas. The verdict is still out on zombies.

[DWx]

Whilst not strictly zombies in the dead sense, the ones in I am Legend seemed perfectly mentally capable and they even try to rebuild some sort of society.

Think the problem with zombies on the whole is that there's strength in numbers and their numbers really do grow exponentially. If you can't beat them, join them

There are no ninjas. The verdict is still out on zombies.

that made my day

[MasterPain]

There are no ninjas. The verdict is still out on zombies.

You better pray that Godfrey Ho and Richard Harrison are feeling merciful when they hear of this remark. Harrison even defeated Napolean Dynamite.

youtube.com/watch?v=hq1m4tLEy7M Here's proof.

[isshinryu5toforever]

Haha, that video was high comedy. I thought at the very least someone would mention Ashida Kim.

[MasterPain]

Don't knock the Black Dragon Fighting Society! In just 6 weeks I learned the Count Dante Dance of Death and am now the world's most deadly man. That's why nobody dares to make fun of my cape.