Jiu Jitsu Vs Zombies

[bushido_man96]

I suggest napalm. Lots of it.

[Zen Kamikaze]

Quite true. Not to mention that they eat brains, therefore taking away the ability to formulate a strategy. This, however, brings forth another query...once you, too, become a zombie; are you able to then use jiu-jitsu on zombies again? Since their bite won't hurt you anymore. Please...I need to know...can a zombie jiu-jitsu another zombie?

It depends if you are a ''fresh'' zombie. As time passes a zombie's body loses it's solidness, so it is more difficult to execute arm locks and chokes when you have no arms at all . Also you can't choke a zombie because they don't breathe. So fighting a zombie with bjj is a little bit toughy. I, on the other hand have another question to make. Let's say you manage to use jiu jitsu techniques on other zombies. What do you do when a hungry travelling raven decides to have a snack from your brain? Do you forget all the techniques you know and return to the good old bite style?

[sensei8]

I suggest napalm. Lots of it.

Now that's cheating...and I'm for that..."I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory"!!

[Tzu-Logic]

Tactical shotgun and Assault rifle.

throw in a couple big knives strapped to my body and my eskrima sticks on my back, and I'm all set to ride it out.

once i get going with my eskrima sticks it's zombie skull bashing time.

My friend and I actually have survival plans in the case of any extreme events occuring.

we aint going down without a fight!

[MasterPain]

After the power outage from the ice a couple days ago, I realized that my furnace has an electric igniter, and we could not figure out how to run it from a generator. So I decided I need to get a kerosene heater in case of a zombie apocalypse.

[JiuJitsuNation]

There should be lots of transportation as it won't be stealing. Dead battery take one from another car. Out of gas syphon! You could just keep taking cars but i would prefer awd/4wd luxury suv. Blood wipes off leather seats easier. Cadillac and Lincoln are like tanks. However the Range Rover will perform.

[Tzu-Logic]

I'll take a hummer thanks

I think it that would be the only time i would ever drive one too. Too expensive for me in the real world. But in zombie apoclypse it's the perfect vehicle.

[JiuJitsuNation]

assuming of course you are talking about a REAL hummer and not the one sold baring it's name. Lincoln has the largest cabin, hummer has zero space and cadillac has more giddy up.

[ps1]

assuming of course you are talking about a REAL hummer and not the one sold baring it's name. Lincoln has the largest cabin, hummer has zero space and cadillac has more giddy up.

I've run over small trees in a HUMVEE. Let's see your Caddy do that! I need space for me, my lady and a few guns...that's it.

[bushido_man96]

assuming of course you are talking about a REAL hummer and not the one sold baring it's name. Lincoln has the largest cabin, hummer has zero space and cadillac has more giddy up.

I've run over small trees in a HUMVEE. Let's see your Caddy do that! I need space for me, my lady and a few guns...that's it.

I would try to cobble onto one of those Chevy Suburbans that are refitted and modified to be security escort vehicles. I would especially try to find one with the gattling gun that pops out the top. They would suck on gas milage, but I'll take firepower over MPGs any day!