ZeRo Posted August 2, 2002 Posted August 2, 2002 did you know a ducks QUACK doesnt have an echo and no one knows why. that is what makes them the most evil creature ever!! i love ducks. and it is impossible to lick your own elbow. i tryed and it really is. just something i thought i should tell you all
LeaF Posted August 2, 2002 Posted August 2, 2002 Wow!!! Your right I can't lick my own elbow....I wonder why that is perhaps my stubby little neck.....yea... I haven't heard a duck quack recently though.... Goju Ryu Karate-do and Okinawan Kobudo, 17 Years Old 1st kyu Brown Belt in in Goju Ryu Karate-do, & Shodan in Okinawan KobudoGiven enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result.I AM CANADIAN
omnifinite Posted August 9, 2002 Posted August 9, 2002 I can lick my elbow. Does that mean there's something wrong with me? Oh god, what if I don't make an echo when I quack either?! 1st Dan HapkidoColored belts in Kempo and Jujitsu
monkeygirl Posted August 10, 2002 Posted August 10, 2002 You have the right idea, but not quite... STUFFED ducks are the most evil creatures in the world, and here's why: They're imposters of cute, real duckies. They're evil--by day they act cute and cuddly but by night they eat helpless "*quack* Tasty! *quack*" children. The only good fake ducky is a battered and torn stuffed ducky. My entire bathroom is decorated in stuffed duckies, but this is just to imprison them. How did I come around with this theory? Well, I didn't do it alone. A few months ago, three of my karate-friends and I were at an arcade. We were all pretty pathetic when it came to winning tickets, so we put our tickets together. We ended up purchasing a small, white stuffed ducky, specifically for the purpose of beating it up. We now call ourselved the Ducky Four. (btw benedictbm is a member) We share Death Ducky, as we call him. As a general rule, Death Ducky must be beaten before bedtime. He's been run over by a car at least 3 times. He's almost turned into an art project, because we've been decorating him with all sorts of things that reveal his true identity....pure evil. So far he has: bright orange feathers on his head, an eyepatch, a fake eye (his real one popped out), a "nose" ring, fangs, a noose around his neck, a cast around one of his wings, a crutch (this isn't around anymore because it disintegrated after we ran over it with a Jeep), and a "tattoo" of a big H on his butt. (H is for Herb, the first name of our Chief Instructor. He said that if any of us were to get a tattoo, it should be an H) Additions soon to be made to Ducky: An arrow through his head, a cape and a coffin. "OK," you say. "they're evil, but why beat them up?" This was because it would give us eternal happiness. The reasons for THAT were originated by myself and one of the Ducky Four. Furthermore, they are entirely Top Secret. The other two members of the Ducky Four didn't even know the reason until last month! Nor are they permitted to tell!! I believe that I have sufficiently freaked you out, so I will stop here. However, remember: ALL OF THIS IS 100% TRUE!!! 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
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