Shhhhh....It's A Secret!

[bushido_man96]

My secret technique is titled "Silent but Violent." Think about that one....

[Tzu-Logic]

One of the running jokes among the black belts at my school has always been when someone messes something up in a fairly humorous way, such as nearly falling from dizziness after attempting too many spinning techniques in a row, we'll laugh and say something along the lines of "That was a 1st degree move, we'll teach you that after you get your black belt" or "That was a 3rd degree move..." or whatever their rank happens to be.

Yes, I can relate to that very thing. When a student misses a block and gets tagged in the face my accident, I'll say something like...."Wait, that face-blocking is saved for the upper Dan ranks, so stop doing that until we've taught it to you properly." Students will at first just look at me kind of puzzled, and by then, I can't hold my laughter back, and then they get to enjoy the joke with the rest of us....who've done that very same face-blocking...shoot...I've done the face-blocking more times than I care to remember.

along those same lines is the ancient and deadly... Crotch to knee technique! I shall hit your knee with my crotch and you will fall down from the pain and agony in your knee!!!!

go ahead and try that technique next time your in class.... i dare you