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I had some fun with the user name.

 

My name is Merlin the magical wizard. I have studied Shaolin Kung Fu since I was five years old where my parents dropped in some poo. And the poo sucked me up and taught me Shaolin Kung Fu.

 

I always respect the poo I S***.

 

 

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VERY FUNNY STUFF! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

Tapout or pass out, it dosen't matter to me!

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This is not a laughing matter. you will die if you continue in your quest. The poo is the name of a highly respected Teacher of the martial arts, yet I differ to think if it is used in other Arts of the Eastern world. I was born in Polond and my parents took me to a Shaolin Kung Fu monostry where I strudied Shaolin Kung Fu. I have studied under my Teacher for 30 years. In my time I have studied the following Arts, Wing Chun, Chi, Taekwondo, Goju Ryu, Shotokai, Shotokan, Wado Ryu, Muay Thai and I am now living in New York where I am learning boxing which is most fun, but very basic I find, you only use you fists to hurt the oppenant. A most unwise Art, but very funny.

 

[ This Message was edited by: Foxy Lady on 2002-07-24 15:39 ]

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SORRY IT"S STILL FUNNY!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

Tapout or pass out, it dosen't matter to me!

Posted

Welcome you need to choose your words better. Hate to see you go before you come. Post smart good luck.

 

 

(General George S. Patton Jr.) "It's the unconquerable soul of man, and not the nature of the weapon he uses, that ensures victory."

Posted

Uh-huh.....ok. *Feels the drop of I.Q. like a paratrooper* Howdy.

 

 

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Einstein

Posted

On 2002-07-25 08:40, Eye of the Tiger wrote:

 

:lol:

 

Your a bit of a nut. Anyway welcome.

 

The nuttier, the better, I say!! Welcome to the forums, play by the rules and we'll get along just grandly :grin:

 

 

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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