Karate and Krav Maga on The Simpsons

[Patrick]

Did anyone watch The Simpsons last night? They travel to Israel go on a tour of The Holy Land. The tour guide's daughter handles security for the tour and when Bart steps out of line, she chases him down.

He announces that he's doing Karate and then she announces that she's doing Krav Maga. Suffice to say, she handles them pretty dominantly; repeatedly going for the groin.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, much laughter over the fight.

[Spodo Komodo]

But we all know that Bart joined the dojo in the mall and quit after the introduction to the first lesson. He went on to learn how to fake the death touch from a video game. Tis a slur on the good name of karate!

Oh yeah...well...I was only eight!