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i don't get it either

"The journey of a 1,000 miles starts with but a single step."

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I don't get it because the joke was edited out.

However...

An Irishman walks out of a bar....hey, it could happen!

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk!

Aodhan

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.


-Douglas Everett, American hockey player

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horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"

When a man's fortunate time comes, he meets a good friend;

When a man has lost his luck, he meets a beautiful woman.


-anonymous

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A priest, a rabi, and a minister walk into a bar and the bar tender says "Hey, what is this? A joke?"

when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes

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lol ive heard that one before, it can also be sudsituted with someone you hate...

"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst"

William Penn

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Man walks into a bar with his pet gator.... "hey do u serve lawyers?"...

barman: "sure":

bloke : "alright, ill have apint, and a lawyer for my gator"....

This may have come up before :D

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