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huh? I guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" do you get that one? heh I didn't really get it at first.

"Defeat is not defeat unless it is accepted as reality in your own mind"

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Can we go back to the first one about the man in the middle falling down? Can someone explain that to me? I don't get it........ :-s

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A proton walks into a bar. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks.

 

"Just water," replies the proton.

 

"Just water?" the bartender asks, "are you sure?"

 

"I'm positive!"

 

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a scotch.

 

"What do I owe you?" the neutron asks.

 

"Neutron? No charge!"

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Two guys walk into a bar, the other one ducks.

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Bruce Lee said this one "I don't drink or do drugs but i chew gum because you all know, foo man chu.

 

ha ha ha ha hhee hohohoh!! :lol: :brow: :karate:

love your neigbor as your self beacuse he can quickly turn into your enemy

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Sheesh, can't ignore this thread :)

 

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

 

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A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says" We don't serve ropes here"

 

The rope goes out side and twists himself up and unravles the ends. He then walks back in the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " Aren't you that same rope that was in here before" ?

 

The rope replies " No I'm a frayed knot"

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:)

 

A guy walks into a bar with a roll of asphalt sheeting under his arm. He says, "Hey, lemme get a drink...and one for the road!"

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