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A proton walks into a bar. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks.

 

"Just water," replies the proton.

 

"Just water?" the bartender asks, "are you sure?"

 

"I'm positive!"

 

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a scotch.

 

"What do I owe you?" the neutron asks.

 

"Neutron? No charge!"

Aamorn - KSW Chuhng Di

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Sheesh, can't ignore this thread :)

 

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

 

(RIMSHOT)

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A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says" We don't serve ropes here"

 

The rope goes out side and twists himself up and unravles the ends. He then walks back in the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " Aren't you that same rope that was in here before" ?

 

The rope replies " No I'm a frayed knot"

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:)

 

A guy walks into a bar with a roll of asphalt sheeting under his arm. He says, "Hey, lemme get a drink...and one for the road!"

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