LightFighterZero Posted February 20, 2003 Posted February 20, 2003 huh? I guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" do you get that one? heh I didn't really get it at first. "Defeat is not defeat unless it is accepted as reality in your own mind"
Kung Fu Hamster Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Can we go back to the first one about the man in the middle falling down? Can someone explain that to me? I don't get it........ :-s Everybodies Going Kung Fu Fighting! Yah Hoocha! LMAO
Aamorn KSW Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 A proton walks into a bar. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks. "Just water," replies the proton. "Just water?" the bartender asks, "are you sure?" "I'm positive!" ---- A neutron walks into a bar and orders a scotch. "What do I owe you?" the neutron asks. "Neutron? No charge!" Aamorn - KSW Chuhng Di
BKJ1216 Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Two guys walk into a bar, the other one ducks. White Belt- Shudokan Karate
jackechanman Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Bruce Lee said this one "I don't drink or do drugs but i chew gum because you all know, foo man chu. ha ha ha ha hhee hohohoh!! love your neigbor as your self beacuse he can quickly turn into your enemy
Aamorn KSW Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 oh c'mon isn't anyone going to ask if there's an electron joke? Aamorn - KSW Chuhng Di
Musipilot Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Sheesh, can't ignore this thread A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?" (RIMSHOT) Drop by and say hi! - http://www.hbtaekwondo.com - http://www.kangselite.com
BigGuy Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says" We don't serve ropes here" The rope goes out side and twists himself up and unravles the ends. He then walks back in the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " Aren't you that same rope that was in here before" ? The rope replies " No I'm a frayed knot" BigGuy
Musipilot Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 A guy walks into a bar with a roll of asphalt sheeting under his arm. He says, "Hey, lemme get a drink...and one for the road!" Drop by and say hi! - http://www.hbtaekwondo.com - http://www.kangselite.com
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