LeaF Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 A man walks into a bar and says "ow!" lol I like that one, makes you think Goju Ryu Karate-do and Okinawan Kobudo, 17 Years Old 1st kyu Brown Belt in in Goju Ryu Karate-do, & Shodan in Okinawan KobudoGiven enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result.I AM CANADIAN
rabid hamster Posted August 30, 2002 Posted August 30, 2002 I don't get that one It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye.
monkeygirl Posted August 30, 2002 Posted August 30, 2002 oh geez...c'mon what happens when a man walks into a bar? Not like a bar-room... a lead pipe bar...? 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
Bon Posted August 30, 2002 Posted August 30, 2002 ::edit:: It takes sacrifice to be the best.There are always two choices, two paths to take. One is easy. And its only reward is that it's easy.
ZR440 Posted October 29, 2002 Posted October 29, 2002 Even worse bar joke: A ham sandwich walks into a bar...the bartender looks over and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here." It's happy hour somewhere in the world.
Kirves Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 Here where I live one of the most common jokes goes like this: "One day, a man who works for the city, walks past a bar." Usually half the people around you are rolling on the floor laughing already. It is common knowledge that anyone who works for the city here, is totally alcoholic and would never pass a bar by.
ZR440 Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 A common joke in Detroit metro area pokes fun at amount of pot-holes in the roads and the maintenance done to fix them. "What's black and orange and sleeps 4?" A Macomb county road patching truck. It's happy hour somewhere in the world.
Dablackbelt Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 Bad jokes? I am the master!!! Wanna hear some of my cr*ppy ones? Well tough, I'm gonna do some anyway... 1) A Panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I have a............ beer please?" The Bartender replies: "Certainly, but why the long pause?" The Panda simply says... "Because I'm a Panda" (Get it? Pause? Paws? I told you I was the master of bad ones.) 2) A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Can I have a bear please? Oh, and one for the road." 3) Two buckets of sick were walking down the road... One suddenly stops and starts to cry; "what's a matter?" Asks the other. "I was brought up here..." 4) The ol': a man walks into a bar. "Ow!" 5) I don't get this one but someone told me it; it might not even be right but I'll try Tell me if you get it........ A buisinessman walks into a bar and asks for a drink... The bartender gives him the drink and says: "that will be £2 please." Then the buisiness man turns around in alarm and replies: What!? I don't owe you for that!" 6) A man falls inlove with two bags. He's Bisatchel. I can't really think of anymore at the moment. If I do then I will add 'em. O and I found the best poem too, it's called Fleas: Fleas Adam had 'em DBB
punkrocker115684 Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 Whats the difference between a duck? scroll down one leg is both the same 9th kyu(white belt)-shaolin chuan kung fu
monkeygirl Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 Hehe local construction jokes...yelling at PennDOT: How many PennDOT workers does it take to fix the road? 18: One to use the equipment, 2 to direct traffic, 5 to supervise, and 10 to drink all the coffee. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
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