AnonymousOne Posted July 10, 2002 Posted July 10, 2002 There was this Pastor that was pulled up for speeding. The cop noticed a bottle of wine in the back of the Pastor’s car. He asked the Pastor about the bottle and the Pastor said “Oh that’s just water:” The Cop was suspicious and asked to see the bottle. The cop sniffed the bottle and said “that’s wine!!!”. The Pastor said “Praise the Lord, he’s done it again”. 7th Dan ChidokaiA true combat warrior has to be hard as nails in mind, body and soul. Warriors are action takers and not action fakers. If you are cruising, make time for losing
three60roundhouse Posted July 11, 2002 Posted July 11, 2002 LMAO! You like the religion cracks, no? 1st dan Tae Kwon DoYellow Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu16 Years OldGirls kick butt!
dtstiachi Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 that's funny "The journey of a 1,000 miles starts with but a single step."
June1 Posted March 12, 2005 Posted March 12, 2005 Oh, man... What a pastor... Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
greenbelt_girl15 Posted March 12, 2005 Posted March 12, 2005 funny! God has not given us a spirit of fear, but a spirit of love, a spirit of power, and of self-discipline.2 Timothy 1:7
ShotokanKid Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 that one's pretty funny "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
seersin Posted March 14, 2005 Posted March 14, 2005 I dunno what to think,It's funny however. ISAIAH 53:5
ShotokanKid Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 That reminds me, A pastor and a rabbi crash into each other Both are unharmed and their cars are both totalled. The rabbi has a bottle of wine which is amazingly untouched. He says to the pastor, "God wanted us to meet on this day, here let's drink to that!" SO the pastor takes a drink. The rabbi then says,"God wanted us to be friends, let's drink to that!" and so they do. The rabbi keeps on going. After 5 drinks, the pastor says, "aren't you gonna have any?" THe rabbi says, "nope, I think I'll wait for the police "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
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