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A woman and a man are involved

 

in a car accident. It's a bad one.

 

Both of their cars are totally

 

demolished but amazingly neither

 

of them are hurt.

 

After they crawl out of their cars,

 

the woman says, "So you're a

 

man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.

 

Wow, just look at our cars! There's

 

nothing left but fortunately we

 

are unhurt. This must be a sign from

 

God that we should meet and be

 

friends and live together in peace

 

for the rest of our days."

 

The man replied, "I agree with

 

you completely. This must be a

 

sign from God!

 

The woman continued, "And look at this,

 

here's another miracle.... My car

 

is completely demolished but this

 

bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

 

wants us to drink this wine and

 

celebrate our good fortune."

 

 

 

Then she hands the bottle to

 

the man. The man shakes his

 

head in agreement, opens it

 

and drinks half the bottle and then

 

hands it back to the woman.

 

The woman takes the bottle, immediately

 

puts the cap back on, and hands it

 

back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No. I think

 

I'll just wait for the police...

 

 

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