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during a drunk driving test.

during a lullaby to a baby

at a retirement home.

in a room of over stressed people

during the communion service

when reading a book and trying to make a specific part more exciting, but while your at a library.

while trying to sneek past a angry sleeping bear.

at a insane asylum

in a avalanche zone

when blowing your nose

during a roll call for crazy man-eating martial artists

thats all i can think of but add on as many more as u like,

lets keep this going.

you must learn different combinations of techniques down to your very soul and they must come without thinking when you finish with one technique, you must immediately go into another until you have attained your goal which is to destroy the enemy.

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in your sleep(had to say that one because apparently i've done it :lol: )

at a board meeting

mid conversation with a new student's parents

instead of Amen at church

that's all i got, i'll add more later....

"Smile. Show everyone that today you're stronger than you were yesterday."

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at the dinner table.

During a movie.

On the toliet.

In an important metting.

In court.

In class.

In the back of a cop car.

Sorry if they have lready been mentioed i just said wat was on my mind lol.

I think that there is no 1 style , and that to truly become a great martial artist and person you must take information from where ever you can.

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When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?" :lol:

I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?

Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.


~Theodore Roosevelt

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When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?" :lol:

I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?

so am I! I get married in August. :D

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent. -Henri Ducard

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Hahaah that would be funny

I think that there is no 1 style , and that to truly become a great martial artist and person you must take information from where ever you can.

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When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?" :lol:

I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?

so am I! I get married in August. :D

Good luck with that guys! :lol:

And congrats, Throwdown. :D

Posted

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?" :lol:

I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?

so am I! I get married in August. :D

Good luck with that guys! :lol:

And congrats, Throwdown. :D

Thanks. :D

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent. -Henri Ducard

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