tsdstud Posted May 28, 2002 Posted May 28, 2002 A guy walks in a bar. There's no one there but the bartender. But there's all sorts of peanuts all over the floor. He walks up and asks for a drink and hears. "Man, you've got some nice shoes." He asks the bartender "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?" So he gets his drink, takes a sip. "That outfit really looks good on you." "WHat the....?" The bartender is looking the other way so it's obviously not him. "Your hair looks nice." he hears. He asks the bartender. "Am I going crazy, I swear I keep hearing someone talking to me." ready... "Oh, that's the peanuts, they're complimentery." I know you laughed. or maybe chuckled. or just thought it was the stupidest joke ever cho dan TSD"Every second that you are not training, someone somewhere is training to kick your butt"- Kyo Sa Lyle (my instructor) "Where we going in 5 months?!?!?!" "Cali!!" -Spring Break '04"Life begins at 130 mph".
SaiFightsMS Posted May 29, 2002 Posted May 29, 2002 I laughed than after I got done laughing I thought " how stupid". But, you can bet I will share that one with others.
monkeygirl Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 *groan* 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
Lau gar Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 ha amusing _________________ white belt Lau Gar Kung Fu [ This Message was edited by: Lau gar on 2002-06-11 14:42 ] blue belt Lau Gar Kung fu"know your enemy"
shaolinprincess Posted July 16, 2002 Posted July 16, 2002 chuckle It's what you put into it...1st kyu-Okinawa Shorin Ryu Matsumura Seito Federation
ZeRo Posted July 17, 2002 Posted July 17, 2002 Edited for profanity. _________________ Mike C Yellow Belt-Small Circle Jujitsu Red Belt-Kick Boxing SAMA organisation "Remember, nothing hurts worse than pain." [ This Message was edited by: Jack on 2002-07-22 05:23 ]
LightFighterZero Posted March 6, 2003 Posted March 6, 2003 "Defeat is not defeat unless it is accepted as reality in your own mind"
niel0092 Posted March 6, 2003 Posted March 6, 2003 I did laugh, but when I read it to the lab I thought they were going to hit me lol "Jita Kyoei" Mutual Benefit and Welfare
Recommended Posts