Murphy's Law For Martial Artists...

[Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim]

Murphy's Law For Martial Artists

***The whimp who made it through sparring rounds on luck alone, will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

 

***The referee will ALWAYS be looking the other way when you score.

 

***Your Instructor will only use you when demonstrating Joint-Locking techniques or Judo throws

 

***If you have to use your training in self defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer

 

***After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on the way back to your seat

 

***After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a muscle the night before your black belt exam.

[french fri25]

hmmm... kinda seems like you know my life exactly. lol. a few of those things might have happened to me. . im not gonna mention which ones though.

[Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim]

haha same here french fri25!

[bushido_man96]

***Your Instructor will only use you when demonstrating Joint-Locking techniques or Judo throws

This is me!

Nice list. Very relative, I do believe!

[DWx]

Lol I remember performing a form without any mistakes in front of the class and was feeling quite pleased with myself... then tripped over my instructors daughter and nearly squashed her.

[dragonwarrior_keltyr]

Haha, they are pretty true!

Or how about,

- the time you are asked to demostrate your best technique is class you fall on your face:lol: