Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Murphy's Law For Martial Artists***The whimp who made it through sparring rounds on luck alone, will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him. ***The referee will ALWAYS be looking the other way when you score. ***Your Instructor will only use you when demonstrating Joint-Locking techniques or Judo throws ***If you have to use your training in self defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer ***After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on the way back to your seat ***After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a muscle the night before your black belt exam. K.Chuilli2nd Dan, InstructorKyo Sah NimMoo Duk Kwan Tang Soo Do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french fri25 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 hmmm... kinda seems like you know my life exactly. lol. a few of those things might have happened to me. . im not gonna mention which ones though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 haha same here french fri25! K.Chuilli2nd Dan, InstructorKyo Sah NimMoo Duk Kwan Tang Soo Do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 ***Your Instructor will only use you when demonstrating Joint-Locking techniques or Judo throws This is me!Nice list. Very relative, I do believe! https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWx Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Lol I remember performing a form without any mistakes in front of the class and was feeling quite pleased with myself... then tripped over my instructors daughter and nearly squashed her. "Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it." ~ Confucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonwarrior_keltyr Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Haha, they are pretty true! Or how about, - the time you are asked to demostrate your best technique is class you fall on your face:lol: External training without the training of the mind is nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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