Dazed and Confused Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Say what you like about his ninjitsu credentials, say what you like about the fashion issues concerning disco shirts under a Gi, say what you like about the $10,000 challenge b*llox, say what you like about the slightly odd "you've caught me wearing women's underwear" look of shock in his photo, but don't try and pretend you don't love the music on his homepage.
Sohan Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 This is from his book "Secrets of the Ninja."Note: Most tough guys wear their disco shirt under their Gi. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/dvbrown5/AshidaKim.jpgWith tactics like these, he would win easy in the UFC. He is one bad dude.:snort:What the heck is he doing in that first photo? Shadow puppets????"And this one is Abraham Lincoln."With respect,Sohan "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu
NightOwl Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 This is from his book "Secrets of the Ninja."Note: Most tough guys wear their disco shirt under their Gi. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/dvbrown5/AshidaKim.jpgWith tactics like these, he would win easy in the UFC. He is one bad dude.:snort:What the heck is he doing in that first photo? Shadow puppets????"And this one is Abraham Lincoln."With respect,Sohanhe must be giving him his whopper burger...few people know that Burger King is actually a NINJA Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.~Theodore Roosevelt
lordtariel Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 he must be giving him his whopper burger...few people know that Burger King is actually a NINJAOf course, using his food to silently cause heart attacks... Genius! For a limited time, purchase a shuriken with your extra value meal for only $3.99 There's no place like 127.0.0.1
bushido_man96 Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Each post funnier than the last!!! Wow, that is good for the soul! https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com
Enter the Spaz Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 The grappling world was set on it's cauliflowered ear when they caught wind of Ashida's anti-grappling prowess.It's rumored that even the Gracies had spoke of giving up Ju-Jitsu in light of Ashida's unbeatable techniques.The late Carlson Gracie is quoted as saying "Who could defeat that? Who?"http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/dvbrown5/ashidakim2.jpg
lordtariel Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/dvbrown5/ashidakim2.jpgSo does this mean grade school recess is actually secret ninja training? There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Dazed and Confused Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Richard Clarke First School eh? Pah, I always suspected it was in fact a ninjitsu training camp sponsored by Ashida Kim.
jaymac Posted December 19, 2006 Posted December 19, 2006 I loved leap frog in school! Does that mean I am a secret ninja! I never knew this about myself. I am so excited. Gotta go practice my shadow puppets now! A great martial artist is one who is humble and respectful of others.
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