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Blade13

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Hehe the witch scene

 

"What do you do with witches?"

 

"Burn 'em!!!!!"

 

"Right! What else do you burn?"

 

"More witches!!! ...?"

 

"*oh hush*"

 

" (long silence) wood?"

 

"Right! What do you build with wood?"

 

"Bridges?"

 

"But can you not also build a bridge out of stones?"

 

".... oh right"

 

"A boat?"

 

"Right! What else floats in water?"

 

"Bread!

 

Leaves!

 

Very small pebbles!"

 

"no no no no no...."

 

(King Arthur, triumphantly) "A duck!!"

 

"Correct!"

 

" (long silence) So.... if she.... weighs the same as... a duck.......................................she's a witch!!!"

 

Once and for all proving ducks are evil :D

 

Sorry for the long post but it's just too good to pass up :angel:

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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